38 Year Old Webinar Virgin Seeks Experienced Partner
Hey Guys N Gals,
For ONCE I wish I was 40!!!
That would have made a much cooler blog post title ha ha!
Anyway… on Wednesday the 2nd of March 2011 at 7pm (GMT)…
I shall tick another of my marketing milestone boxes…
And I would like you to be a part of my marketing history!
Alex Jeffreys, my coach, my mentor and my BOSS has agreed to hold a special webinar with me.
Here is my special link: Alex Jeffreys & Sally Neill Free Webinar
Gotta admit, it’s sooooooooooooooo cool seeing my name with Alex’s!
Now, I wouldn’t think that it would come as a surprise, Alex being the first person I do a webinar with I mean.
Let’s face it, throughout my marketing career Alex has been at the forefront.
- Alex is always pushing me.
- Alex is always teaching me.
- Alex is always encouraging me.
- Alex is always giving me advice.
- Alex is just basically always there for me!
Lately, as part of my “day job” Alex has been showing me the “ins and outs” of Go To Webinar.
He took the time to set up a “test” webinar meeting and talked me through all the settings, kinda like a crach course.
Allowed me to be an organiser on a few of the Forward to Marketing training videos.
Even trusted me to take control of recording one of the LIVE student coaching calls!
Using Goto Webinar was kinda scary for me, as I have only ever been an attendee before.
And I have to tell you, when Alex threw me a curve ball, live on a training video, and asked me to share my screen I almost had a heart attack!
I thought to myself, “OMG, everyone will see my dirty messy desktop” ha ha.
But it all went ok and I am now really confident using the Goto Webinar software.
So if any of you need help with Goto gimme a shout!
One thing I DON’T LIKE about goto webinars is the very end of the call.
After you “end the meeting” you have to wait for a pop up box to render the call and download/save it to your pc.
I swear, those 30 seconds or so feel like a lifetime…
I sit with my fingers crossed, praying that little box pops up and the call recorded ok.
I always dread having to say to Alex, “hey Alex sorry but I forgot to hit record” or something!
But thankfully it has all been great.
Soooooooooooooooooooooo…..
Like I said, on Wednesday 2nd March at 7pm (GMT) I will be holding a joint webinar with Alex Jeffreys.
Alex will be delivering his latest and brand new training on Automated Profit Funnels.
I have been working very hard with him to compile the powerpoint presentation and it does PACK A PUNCH!
I still get so amazed at how well Alex understands marketing and how easily he explains it.
So if right now, you are:
- Lost online without a real plan
- Stuck and don’t know what to do next
- Maybe you need a push in the right direction
- Maybe you are over-complicating things and never getting anything done!
- Or perhaps you just need some motivation!
This call should be really helpful to you.
Anytime I listen to a coaching call or training from Alex I come off the call pumped, with a plan and ready to take on the WORLD!
Plus…
It would really make my day if you could join me on the live webinar and become a part of my marketing history.
So many of you have walked side by side with me on my journey online.
Been there every step of the way with me.
Helping me, encouraging me, stroking my ego lol.
I do feel really lucky to have you lot!
And I would LOVE for you to join me live on the Automated Profit Funnels Webinar:
Automated Profit Funnels Registration Link
It should be a blast and when the call ends, you can imagine me sitting there…
Like a nervous wreck, waiting on that lil pop up box, panicking that the call has not recorded ha ha!
One last thing before you shoot off and register (I hope)…
I am trying to promote the webinar as much as I can, so any tips you have for me would be great!!!
So far I have submitted free press releases, posted in a few forums, added an event on Facebook, Tweeted the link on Twitter and…
I found some cool sites where you can add your webinar for free!
So I have added them below for you (take a note of them for when you hold your own webinar in the future)
http://www.webinarbase.com/wp-login.php
http://www.freeteleseminarlist.com/submit-webinar.html
http://webinarboxoffice.com/User/
http://www.webinarcentral.net/
http://freewebinardirectory.com/
http://www.webinarlistings.com/
There are probably TONS more!
But I found them on Google at 2am this morning and I was sooooooo tired!
Anyway, that’s a few to get you started.
If you know any more, or you have some super ideas for helping me promote my webinar, please leave a comment below.
Right, that’s it for this post…
I hope to speak to you on the live on the coaching call with Alex Jeffreys.
Take care, Sally
ps. If you could tweet this blog post on Twitter for me and share the link on Facebook that would be FAB!
Or if you are about to publish a new blog post, feel free to give my webinar a shout out, just like my good buddy Jacinta Dean did.
Thanks Everyone, c yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Twitter: RandysIMRambles
says:
Hi Sally,
Darn it… I have a prior commitment at 7pm on wednesday!
if I can get through it early I’d love to pop in… how long will you be online for?
I’ll try and get an update done myself and mention it so my readers get the chance to see you
Meanwhile – thanks for the input on my new site… Your ‘Girly Gang’ seem to love you being a member…lol
(I can feel a girly take over coming!!)
Chat soon
Randy
Twitter: roonie_g
says:
Yes, Randy, there is a girly takeover so ya better watch out!! Ever had your fingernails painted??
(maybe a little lipstick and blush? A little hot roller action??)
Lisa~
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Randy,
I think it will only be around 1.5 hrs so not too long.
I beat you to a blog post FAINT ha ha!
Yeah I will try pop in the forum as much as I can and your promo is coming soon of course.
Looking forward to coming down in June, will do a lil blog post of a before and after for that too.
Speak to ya soon, Sally
Twitter: roonie_g
says:
Hey Girl!!
How cool that you are doing your first webinar! I am already signed up!
Remember when you wouldn’t even TALK on the webinars and now you are making your own! Oh my! How things change! And you will be fine with all the recording and messy desk top. Messy desk tops are cool. You can find everything.
just think…if something happens and it doesn’t record…you can do it all over again!
Love ya Girl!! See ya (or hear ya) on Wednesday:)
Lisa~
Lisa recently posted.. Are You Making Internet Marketing A Better Place
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Chickadee!
Yeah it’s funny everyone who has been reading my blog for a while knows I was a total scaredy cat when it came to speaking, kinda over that now, although I do still get a lil nervous on calls.
Well this time it will be Alex doing the training I am not quite at the stage of doing my own just yet, but I have a feeling it wont be long.
So thankfully you wont be seeing my dirty desktop lol.
Catch you on wednesday!
Sally
Twitter: Craig_Sowerby
says:
How Do Sally,
Already on it. Will be there giving you some support!! I can send it to my list if you want some more promotion.
Looking forward to it. Also it is nice to be able to be on a webinar at a decent UK time. Not 12am or 2am.
Craig
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Craig,
Awww that’s lovely thank you, will make me feel better knowing you guys are on the call.
Hope you got a super duper question ready for Alex
That would be great if you mailed to your list for me, thanks so much! Will be sure an return the favour when you need it.
Yeah can’t be doing with those late calls, at 38 I need my beauty sleep ha ha.
Looking forward to speaking to you or hearing you speak on Wednesday!
Sally
Twitter: Craig_Sowerby
says:
Will have to put my thinking cap on!!!!!!
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Thanks Craig, if I can ever do anything for ya just gimme a shout ! Sally
Twitter: Remi_Vladuceanu
says:
Sally, I took the liberty of posting on my blog about your webinar.. hope you don’t mind
It’s my way of saying ‘sorry’ for the ‘Irish’ stuff…
Anyways, even though I would love to be on the call with you I’m not sure if I can make it… Will you be offering the recordings later?
Talk soon,
Remi
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Remi,
Mind????
No way, it put a BIG GIANT SMILE ON MY FACE!
The Irish stuff I didn’t mind, I actually love the irish accent myself, although I have never even been to Ireland!
Yes I am hoping there will be a reply, if I don’t mess up the webinar ha ha,
Thanks again, I love random acts of kindness like that, there are simply not enough of them in the world!
Sally
Twitter: Dawn_Kay
says:
Hi Sally
Hope everything goes well with the webinar but I’m not going to be able to make it unfortunately as Wednesdays is a Rugby night.
Hope I’m going to be able to listen to the recording though…
Good luck with it, don’t stress out too much beforehand as I’m sure it’s gonna be brill and enjoooooooooooy it.
Dawn
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
He Dawn
I did say to Alex noooooo I can’t do the webinar on the Wednesday Dawn has Rugby ha ha!
I will stress ALOT but it’s kinda a buzz too, so hopefully it all goes well.
The more I do it the better I will get, then I can start doing my own webinars and I will make sure none of them are a Wednesday lol.
Catch ya soon, Sally
ps. your kids are gorgeous, loved the fb pic, they just both look like you so much!
Twitter: IMarketerLinda
says:
Hey Sally,
You are wanting to be 40? I am already over that hump…you better just stick at where you are at..lol.
You are right when you get off webinars with Alex – they do really get you pumped up!
I already tweeted this for you and will share on facebook.
I am sure you will do a GREAT job, don’t sweat it
Linda
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Linda ha ha, yes and no, 40 would have been good for the blog post title then I would wanna be back to 38 again!
Thanks for the tweet and fb share, you’re a GEM!
I am kinda racing against the clock, if I had more time I would have done a lot more, but…. I guess when you have a deadline it pushes ya more.
Yep, I STILL listen to the replays of my coaching calls, in fact the first module, “forward to basics” I have now listened to about 11 times ha ha.
Sally
Twitter: RatRaceEscapee
says:
WOO-HOO! LET’S HEAR IT FOR FIRSTS!
Signed up, and looking forward to it.
Can we all start a challenge to see who can make Sally laugh during the webinar, based on our asking the most inane questions?
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Bolaji,
I just been watching a video of you lol, where can I get a sample of that tasty juice???
Ha ha, I learned a long time ago to mute myself
When you go on calls with Alex and Garry every day the pair of them are like a double act and crack me up, so the mute button is my fav friend!
Hope to hear ya speaking live on Wednesday then, be cool, Sally
Twitter: IM_RobSimpson
says:
Hey Sally,
You really don’t wanna hit the BIG 40 before it’s time, the years just sprint past you when you hit it and believe me when I say you just cannae get them back lol.
I’m registered for your webinar but will have to listen via the headset because it’s noisey hoose time for me.
Looking forward to a bit “Scottish Motivation” from my first Scottish mentor, hear yah on the call,
Robert

Robert Simpson recently posted.. Stats Update – The Marketing Journey Continues…
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Robert,
Are you gonna buy me a bottle of wine when I hit forty ha ha!
Yeah i always use my headset too, helps me concentrate.
Thanks for registering for the call, will send ya a sneaky lil message, but you CANNAE tell Alex ha ha.
Sally
Twitter: IM_RobSimpson
says:
Hey Sally,
If all goes to plan It’ll be a bottle of champers you get for you hitting the BIG 40 never mind the wine.
Robert

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Hi Sally,
Want you to know you are going to be just great. I am so glad you are doing this.
You are a great example for us to try new and exiting things.
In this business there are so many different things one can do to excel.
The opportunities are endless.
Terry Conti
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Terry,
Once I get this webinar done and dusted, I will do the facebook video and get it slapped on my blog for ya.
Yeah you gotta keep trying new things ALL the time, step right out your comfort zone and face your worst fear.
Anyway, I know YOU can do that, cos you registered for FB, so you dont need telling lol.
The call tomor is from Alex, but I will get to do an intro and hopefully have a lil chat at the end too when everyone asks their fabulous questions!
Speak soon, Sally
Hiya Sally,
Well done! Are you making fear your friend?
I’ll be there tomorrow to cheer you on. Thanks for popping by my blog. Sorry I didn’t tell you I did a video (3 actually) but you’ve been soooo busy our chats have taken a back seat.
Looking forward to tomorrow, I have Tweeted this post as well.
All the best,
David
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey David,
Was cool watching your video, really nice and polished, bet you churn them out all the time now, remember the first one you done… hiding behind sunglasses and under a hat, just shows how far you have come!
That’s cool you can make the call, be nice to know my friends are on there too.
Thanks for the retweet, much appreciated, Sally
Twitter: michaelpedzotti
says:
Hi Sally,
7pm GMT … hmmm, that’s 5am over here in the colonies. I do hope the recording goes okay. Will that be available to listen to after the event?
I don’t mind getting up early but that’s just a wee bit early and it’s still black as the Earl of Hell’s waistcoat at 5am.
Best wishes all the same and I look forward to hearing it a little bit time-shifted.
Michael
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Michael,
Im so glad I popped over to your blog, I have missed so many of your posts, will need to play catch up because that’s a killer blog series you have going on!
Yes, it is very early I dont think I would be getting up at that time either, but hopefully I can get a copy of the replay.
Thanks for popping over and thanks for that COOL LINK you gave me with your widget, very nice surprise, so thank you.
Sally
Twitter: Kerry_L_Russell
says:
WoW Sally
What a busy little bee you have been. I can hear the excitment in your writing.
I can’t even begin to imagine how it must feel to be working alongside Alex. You must be made up. Am really glad for you and I’ll deffo be there tomorrow for the webinar.
Kerry Russell
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Kerry,
Yeah I am always busy lol, but NOT a busy fool as Alex would say.
It’s really strange to be working for Alex, not so long ago I was just a student like you, then one day it all changed.
I am convinced it’s because I used to blog about him so much ha ha, that’s one way to get someone to notice ya!
Thats brilliant you can make the call, as you know Alex has an amazing insight into marketing and I am sure everyone will love it.
Ssee you on the call, Sally
Twitter: myfirstmarketing
says:
Hey Sally
Great to hear that you conquered your fear and am delighted that Alex threw you a curve ball during the live webinar – no harm or mockery intended – but I believe it was a great pyschological motivator and act i.e. Alex put you on the spot, you had to react quickly and for some at the current point – it could have even been possibily vergining on humiliating and embarassing , but you overcame that, you became stronger and now you’re conducting your very own first live webinar with Alex that not only you can feel proud of, but also inspire others to follow and ditch their fear of live webinars.
More importantly though, you have achieved yet another milestone, and that’s brilliant news – looking forward to tonights webinar and for once… it’s actually on at a decent time for us in the UK. hehe!
Best wishes and see you at the webinar
Nigel
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Nigel,
Yeah Alex does that to me all the time, I am sure he loves pushing people, in a nice way I mean, as you know, he just has this amazing knack of motivating you and making you feel like you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
Thanks so much for all your help in promoting the webinar, that’s one I owe ya, so if you ever need ANYTHING just gimme a shout.
Will be cool to see ya on the call tomor (today, it’s 1am as I write this) n yep it’s a nice time for a call, makes a change we are usually kept up til 3am lol.
Sally
Twitter: Richard_Moloney
says:
Hi Sally
I will be on your webinar tonight. Although I have done next to nothing for the last few months I am rareing to restart my progress and this will help.
Another of Alex’s students Marc Milbirm is doing a webinar with Alex at 9.00pm UK time tonight as well so you cannot take more than 2 hours for yours or Marc will be late srarting.
Good luck with the webinar
Richard
Twitter: Richard_Moloney
says:
I boobed in saying the webinar was tonight I was thinking today was Wednesday when it is only Tuesday one of the disadvantages of being over 60 I suppose
Richard
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Richard, ha ha, that’s ok I am forever getting my dates muddled up too!
That’s a shame you have kinda hit a standstill, once I sort all my stuff out I do hope to start the skype calls again, it’s just been really difficult juggling everything right now.
Glad you will be on the call, it’s so nice that my friends will be there with me, kinda comforting,
See ya tomor (or today as it’s 1am now lol)
Sally
Hey Sally,
Alex Jeffreys sounds like a great guy and I will definitely check in at your webinar on Wednesday. And thank you for sharing the sites you found where you can add your webinar for free, I will put them in use the next time I am trying to promote one of my webinars.
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey John,
Alex is the BEST!
That’s great you will be checking out the webinar, Alex will deliver some top training and he has one of the greatest marketing minds I have ever seen.
I was lost online, didn’t know where to turn, but luckily I accessed Alex’s training and it has just propelled me forward at a much faster pace I am 100% sure he can help anyone make money online.
See ya on the call, Sally
Twitter: maxalter
says:
Hi Sally,
I’m looking forward to the webinar tonight.
Awesome.
What amazing progress you have made, gal.
Do you remember the coaching call with Alex last year when he almost had to drag you to put your hand up and say something.
It will be quite a show tonight.
See you later.
Max
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Max yep, I remember lol, I was a bag if nerves, funny that isnt it.
Face the fears, only way to do it!
Alex did most of the work I just said a lil intro and recorded it lol, but I feel confident to go off and do my own webinar now, just gotta get Goto Webinar now, top of my buy list.
Sally
Twitter: barry_wells
says:
Hi Sally, Don’t rush to be forty you’ll get there soon enough, and if you keep working as you are then you’ll have a great 40th party.
Thanks for the invite, i’m in for sure. There’ll be a sign on my door telling everyone to “go away” politely.
I may not say much tonight but my eyes and ears will be paying attention and my hands will be smoking from writing my notes (2 pens lined up already). Remember my comments ages ago about watching the BIG Boys & Girls and following their moves on the basketball court? Same applies to my online efforts…..Sit silent, observe, note and apply apply apply obviously asking questions if needed.
Thanks Sally, ’till tonight
Respect and Regards, Barry
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Barry,
I am a bit late replying to my comments, had so much to do lately.
Thanks for your youtube comment, much appreciated
Glad you made the call, was nice to have a sneaky chat with you and a few of my others friends on there, but shhhhh don’t tell Alex ha ha.
Sally
Twitter: rick_byrd
says:
Hey Sally:
I calculated my time differences wrong so I only go on the tail end of the webinar. I hope to catch the next one…there will be a next one, right???
All my best,
- Rick
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Rick,
Yep I do that all the time, I remember missing a mwa3.0 call and I was GUTTED!
But there will be a replay of that one, and yep but hopefully the next one will be me all on my lonesome, in for a penny in for a pound!
Sally
Hi Sally:
Just came here to visit and read this post. Your webinar was over before I knew. Today is Thursday. I am not feeling so good. But I bet you were same as always, the best, in the webinar. I wish you best of luck in everything you do.
Fran A
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Fran,
Sorry to hear you are not feeling well, are you any better now?
Jade and I both caught a nasty bug, so we spent a whole day in bed, I hate being sick but seeing Jade sick is so much worse.
There will be a replay of the webinar anyway so no matter you missed it.
Hope your all better now and fighting fit.
Sally
Twitter: zahidyk
says:
Hi Sally
Hope you are well and the webinar went well.
please.
Sorry I missed it, will you be posting a reply for the stragglers
Thanks
Zahid
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Zahid,
Yep I will post a link for the stragglers lol.
Last few days have been spent adding the urls into my blog hopping ebook, took forever and a day, but I got them all, and yep yours is in there too.
Catch ya soon, Sally
Nooooo!
I came too late for your webinar! I hope everything went well and…
Well, if you consider giving a sneak look for the tardiest of us, please give me a shout!!!
Peace,
Remi
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Remi,
Yep it all went well, apart from a little glitch at the beginning and end, but not matter the show still went on.
I will be posting the link to the replay very soon, so will be sure to give you a shout.
Thanks for your comment, Sally
Hey Sally,
How are you holding up? Hope your Webinar and other project you are working on are going well. Looking forward to your next post and your new updates soon.
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Justin!
Long time no see, I was actually watching a few of your videos the other day, secret millionaire that ya are, kept that one quiet didnt ya lol.
Yep my projects are coming along slowly but surely, just have to stop the distractions and get more done.
Hope your well, Sally
Twitter: Alexwhalley23
says:
WOW Sally, its awesome to see how much you have grown and how far you obviously have come.
You go girl!
Come say G’day stranger
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Alex,
Yeah I have not been hopping onto too many blogs, it’s a major distraction for me and I am trying to get some products released asap so I can have a break and chill out.
Hope your well, I will pop over and say hi as soon as I can, hope you been behaving,
Sally
Hi Sally,
Came by to check in and find out how the webinar turned out and what the latest is. I look forward to your next “Publish.”
Jon
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Jon,
Thanks for popping over
Yep all went well and I am just waiting on the replay link so that I can post it and everyone can listen in.
Was a truly fun exeperience, I cant wait to do my very OWN webinar some day soon too, that will be another task I can tick off as conquered and completed.
Thanks for your comment, Sally
Hey Sally,
I was just searching for a blog site and saw your title. It catches my attention. I would like to commend you for being creative in your article title. I want to say that webinar is also my partner in business. Its so cool to have it on my site and I would also love to use it further on my other businesses online. Cheers!
Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Clark,
I am glad you liked my blog title, I do try and make them a little different.
I guess you would give me in trouble for not cashing in on the SEO potential, judging by your name/link lol.
Thanks for your comment, Sally
Twitter: Minxywitch
says:
Hey Sally,
I thought I’d pop over to see what’s up – when are you going to be doing your ‘How to use Camtasia’ videos? I’m about to get myself a copy of Camtasia and now I shall have to muddle through it in my own special way as I don’t have your instructions to follow!
How did your webinar go anyway, were you happy with it?
Catch you soon!
Nikki / PMW
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Twitter: sallyneill
says:
Hey Nikki aka PMW lol
Wooooohooooo you’re getting a copy are ya, that’s FAB.
I am working on the videos right now, got my new site almost ready LWS (you gotta guess what it stands for ha ha)
Then you will be able to whizz through the tutorials and send me a link to see your very first one.
Exciting stuff, bet you are buzzing after you do it, I will let you know when the LWS site is live, or maybe let you in first as my guinea pig lol.
Speak to ya soon, Sally
ps. how many days til the holiday now????
You’ve been taking a very long journey, Sally. Glad you find the excitement. And I hope I will find the excitement, too. Looking forward for your next brilliant post.
Peace,
Andrew
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Twitter: alanashwood
says:
Sorry Sal, due to inane distractions, I missed the call to webinar. I’m really sorry-no, I’m really really sorry-No, I mean absolutely desolately sorry. I’m going to throw myself on my potato peeler (haven’t got a Samurai, and I’m still looking for a Geisha). If I find the Geisha first, I guess I’ll have to throw myself on her instead.
I tried a practise run at video the other day. However, I’m pig ugly in a god light, and downright scarey in a low light. Maybe I can pursuade the Geisha to do the presentation instead of me, but that might attract the wrong sort of followers. I think they’re called stalkers.
The other thing is that I’ve got a horrble West London slum accent (like Harold Steptoe, and when I try to tart it up, it’s just that – tart.
However, there may be one way I Can help. ‘Experienced Partner’
I actually have in a drawer somewhere, hand written letters by wonderful.ladies in my past (pre marriage) saying thank you for the previous night and adding blazing references.
Some of the hand writing is pretty shaky,.
I can’t work out if it’s a reaction of the night before, or if it’s out of fear that I wasn’t going to unlock the front door and let them escape?
I’ll let you escape now.
T’ra (This would be smiley if I knew the code)
Alan
Oh yeah – Hi to everybody I know. Lock up. I’ll be coming soon!
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